To All Those Who Have Served In Order To Preserve Our Freedom... THANK YOU!
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You woke up this morning and the Detroit Lions are in sole possession of 1st Place in the NFL North Central Division... Do You Believe In Miracles?
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A German newspaper is reporting that Swedish pop group ABBA is considering a reunion next year.
- ABBA back together? Mama Mia!
- Germany has secret plans to invade Sweden while everyone in the country is at the concert.
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People are still talking about Matt Lauer and Al Roker's colonscopy on the Today Show last week.
- The segment answered that pressing question "Where In The World Is Matt Lauer's Butt?"
- As predicted by Al, after the procedure both he and Matt experienced "heavy winds".
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Facebook has unveiled a new "Like" button, dropping the cartoon thumbs up in favor of the company's lowercase "f" logo.
- If they added a cartoon "Middle Finger"...we'd finally have that "Dislike" button everyone's been clamoring for.
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The Food and Drug Administration reportedly has a plan to completely ban trans fats from the food supply.
- Great. Just when we finally got our Twinkies back.
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New video has surfaced of admitted crack user, Toronto Mayor Rob Ford, screaming the F-word 15 times.
- He explained it away by saying he doesn't usually swear, but was incredibly drunk at the time.
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There's a new bacon scented deodorant for men that is supposed to drive women wild.
- Or they can just stick to dating the fry cook at McDonald's.
- I can hear the jingle now..."My deodorant has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R..."
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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Tuesday. And no matter what else you do today, take a moment to thank a Veteran!
-Dick