Hope you had a spectacular Christmas and for the rest of 2013... "May Your Days Be Merry and Bright"!
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NORAD, the North American Aerospace Defense Command, reported receiving a record 14,000 calls and emails from Children wanting to know exactly where Santa was at any given moment.
- Meanwhile over a million kids cut to the chase and just called the NSA.
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In his annual Christmas message from the Vatican, Pope Francis invited even Atheists to join in the fight for a "better world".
- The Atheists didn't believe Him and the Agnostics wanted proof that he really said it.
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The White House encouraged parents to use Christmas "Family Time" to talk to their college age kids about Obamacare.
- Most the kids are "all in"...if the plan includes an Xbox.
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Harvard scientists believe they've found a protein that can reverse the aging process by as much as 40 years.
- So someday soon, Cher will actually be "Younger" than her nose, lips and cheekbones!
- If handled correctly, this means we could actually live in a World where Miley Cyrus won't even be born for another twenty years.
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A new report suggest that regular exercise reduces the risk of hearing loss.
- I SAID...A NEW REPORT SUGGESTS THAT REGULAR EXERCISE REDUCES THE RISK OF HEARING LOSS!
- So now you can tell people at the gym you're working on your gluts, your abs and your lobes.
- Or you could just take that new anti-aging protein and have the hearing you had 40 years ago!
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Babycenter.com announced that "Jackson" is the top baby name for boys in 2013.
- "Frankenmuth" came in dead last.
- For girls, "Ann Arbor" was #1.
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Have a great day and I'll see you back here tomorrow!
-Dick