Congratulations to Ford on the 50th Anniversary of it's legendary Mustang! They're celebrating with a 6th Edition of the iconic car.
- You can purchase a special 50th Anniversary Edition of the car, but hurry! They're going faaaassssst!
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President Obama said that after he retires from the White House, he'd like to "take over" ESPN's "Sports Center".
- Meanwhile Joe Biden wants to join the cast of "Duck Dynasty".
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At yesterday's "Youth Conference" at the WH, the Prez tried to fire up young people to help promote Obamacare even saying, "If you're a bartender...throw a Happy Hour" to talk up the health insurance program.
- Something tells me college kids in bars aren't looking to "pick up" a Health Care Plan.
- You'll know you're at one of those Happy Hours if the bartender says, "You look HOT! - Maybe you should get Obamacare so you can get some meds for that virus."
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Fisher-Price has introduced a new infant seat equipped with an iPad holder for your little one. It's called the "Apptivity Seat".
- So now your 6 month old can email you when he pooped his pants.
- Experts warn introducing technology to babies could lead to "The Terrible Tweets".
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A new study reveals that 80% of people believe in technology addiction, and 71% say they know someone who is a tech addict. Researchers say that for many people, being denied access to gadgets like smartphones is as stressful as getting married.
- It's not quite the same...most married people don't get a "free upgrade" every couple years.
- Signs of tech addiction include sweaty palms and an compulsion to post what your having for dinner on Facebook.
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Charlie Sheen says he was scammed out of money by a couple of his ex-girlfriends.
- Charlie must define the word "scamming" as paying hookers and strippers to have sex with him.
- Apparently he forgot that he scammed himself out of millions when his bizarre behavior forced CBS to fire him from "Two-and-a-Half Men".
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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Friday with a Shiny New Podcast! (It's no Mustang, but it's guaranteed to get you revved up!)
-Dick