A new study found that toddlers who talk early tend to develop a drinking problem.
- Warning signs include your little ones asking for “scotch with a spash of apple juice” in their sippy cups.
- This explains why Lindsay Lohan gave a three-hour commencement address at her Pre-School Graduation!
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Two decades after Gennifer Flowers went public with her 12-year affair with Bill Clinton, she’s got a new job as a sex-advice columnist and says she learned “everything she knows” from the former Commander-in-Briefs. She also claims that Bill told her Hillary is bisexual and that he’s “totally fine with that”.
- Bill said, “I said Bi-PARTISAN not Bi-SEXUAL!”
- He added “Listen to me…I did not give sex advice to that woman…Miss Flowers!”
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Cher slammed Miley Cyrus’s MTV Awards performance, saying that Miley can’t dance, the song wasn’t great, her body looked like hell, and one butt cheek was hanging out.
- When Cher starts criticizing you for being “too out there” it might be time to re-evaluate.
- Cher’s body has never “looked like hell” because plastic really holds it’s shape.
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A new study suggests that the average sexual encounter lasts about 6 minutes and burns 21 calories.
- I’m assuming the study involves an encounter between a man and a woman…but these day you never know.
- Or you can skip the sex and burn the 21 calories by standing up from the couch.
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Starbucks is making headlines for saying customers carrying guns are not welcome in their stores.
- On the flip side, gun carriers are not only welcome at Waffle House, they get the “Gun Totin’ Discount!”
- The only shots Starbucks allows are espresso.
- They may have a point…all that caffeine can make your trigger finger a tad jumpy.
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A pro-marijuana group may be allowed to run a TV ad during this year’s Super Bowl.
- Too bad the game isn’t being played at Denver’s “Mile High Stadium”.
- It makes sense, with 37 NFL players in, or headed for some time, in “the joint”.
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As part of her healthy food for kids campaign, Michelle Obama is targeting junk food ads with cartoon characters.
- So don’t be surprised if you’re kids start saying, “Silly Rabbit! Brocolli is for kids!”
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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday with a very different, and what I think is an extremely interesting Podcast! (#94) Don’t miss it!
-Dick