Tonight marks the opening the 13th Season of "American Idol".
- Expect plenty of criticism, screaming, and crying... And that will just be Jennifer and her hairdresser in JLo's dressing room.
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The FAA is investigating why a Southwest Airlines Flight landed at the wrong airport in Missouri.
- So now in addition to paying for seats, snacks and baggage, Southwest will charge you a "Correct Destination & Runway" fee.
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Federal Authorities are reviewing NJ Governor Chris Christie's use of the relief money his state received after Hurricane Sandy.
- The Dems are accusing him of using the dough to buy extra orange barrels so he could shut down the George Washington Bridge.
- They're also questioning his "A Donut for Every Displaced Resident" program.
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The six astronauts on the International Space Station finally got their Christmas presents when a supply ship arrived almost a month late.
- Boy...we can send a man to the moon but we can't get him his Playstation 4 in time for Christmas.
- But the fruitcake arrived on time.
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According to a new study, dolphins are able to deliberately get stoned on puffer fish.
- This explains why Flipper could jump so "high" in the pool!
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Speaking of getting high, disgraced Toronto Mayor Rob Ford made a "campaign stop" at a local nightclub, where he posed for pictures with fellow partiers.
- He did the usual politician stuff... shook hands and kissed topless babes.
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A candidate for the Orlando city council whose been arrested 21 times says she's fit to represent the people because she's walked in their shoes.
- She did walk in them, but only after stealing them from DSW.
- How'd Orlando get so lucky? She'd be PERFECT for the Detroit city council!
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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Wednesday!
- Dick