Joe Biden's goofy grin, mouthing words, and pointing to someone in the Congressional Chamber during the President's State of the Union is drawing mixed reactions.
- Some say it was disrespectful, while others say when Nancy Pelosi points at you and says "You da man!" you are Constitutionally bound to say, "No YOU da man!"
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A study at the University of Oslo found that primates with bigger testicles were more likely to cheat on their mates.
- So Alex Rodriguez's girlfriend has the most loyal boyfriend EVER!!!
- This explains why women tell men to take a cold shower..."Shrinkage!"
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A petition to get Justin Bieber deported to Canada that was started by a mystery man here in Detroit has gotten over 100,000 signatures on Whitehouse.gov., making it eligible for review by President Obama.
- A WH spokesman says the President will invoke the newly created "Sasha & Malia Would Kill Me Executive Order" and allow the Beebs to stay.
- The same Detroit "Mystery Man" has started another petition to have L. Brooks Paterson permanently deported to anywhere north of 8 Mile.
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In the meantime, Justin Bieber turned himself into a court in Toronto this morning to face charges that he attacked one of his limo drivers back in December. That incident is not to be confused with his DUI arrest in Florida, his egging of his neighbor's house, or the numerous times he's been photographed smoking pot.
- He's either on a downward spiral or he's doing "research" for an upcoming role in a drag version of "The Lindsay Lohan Story".
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NY Republican Michael Grimm apologized for threatening to break a reporter in half "like a little boy" and throw him off the balcony during a live televised post-State of the Union interview.
- Viewers said they were disappointed. Obviously they would have preferred if the reporter threatened to throw the politician off the balcony instead.
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By the time the "Explorer of the Seas" made it back to port in New Jersey Wednesday, the number of passengers with the gastrointestinal Norovirus had risen to almost 700. Royal Caribbean is offering passengers on the sickness stricken ship a free cruise for their inconvenience.
- I'm sure there's gonna be a real run on those tickets.
- Meanwhile the crew is still working to sanitize the poop deck.
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Researchers from the University of Washington discovered that humans have a high number of Neanderthal genes in their skin and hair.
- What do you expect when you use the OSU football team as your test subjects?
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Have a great day and I'll see you back here tomorrow with an all new Podcast featuring...ME! That's right...I'll be back...Finally!
-Dick