Congrats to the Lions on their come-from-behind 24-23 win over Drew Brees and the New Orleans Saints yesterday! Next game Sunday... 9:30am (our time) against the Atlanta Falcons in LONDON.
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President Obama's credit card was recently declined at an expensive New York restaurant.
- Luckily he just called his bank in China and they upped his limit.
- Bill Clinton never ran into this problem because he always paid in singles.
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With Halloween less than two weeks away, HazMat Suits are the top selling costume in the nation.
- Now if we could just get the CDC to make sure health care workers wear them.
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Starbucks is now allowing employees to display their tattoos as long as they aren't located on their faces.
- Thus dashing Charles Manson's hopes of becoming a Starbucks Barista if he ever gets sprung.
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Russia's version of Facebook is holding a Miss Hitler Beauty Pageant...and 7000 women have already entered.
- Apparently Russian Salon's are unfamiliar with the concept of "Upper Lip Waxing".
- One contestant said for the "Talent" portion of the pageant, she's going to invade Poland.
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49 people were arrested after a fight broke out at a New Hampshire Pumpkin Festival.
- A fight at a pumpkin patch? What a bunch of Jack-Ass-'O-Lanterns.
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A new study claims that drinking regular soda pop leads to disease, premature aging and early death.
- Take a Big Gulp and think about that for a while.
- Some women are avoiding the problem by adding a little Anti-Wrinkle Cream to their Coke.
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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Tuesday!
-Dick