The mother of 80 year old Charles Manson's 26 year old bride-to-be says she doesn't approve of her daughter's fiancé.
- What is it with Mother-In-Laws? Is NO ONE good enough for their "little girl"???
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A survey found that 58% of single adults say they've felt pressured by their parents to get married.
- The parents obviously feel that if Charles Manson can get married...THEIR kid can get married too. (Are you listening Jackie???)
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The Interim Chief of the Secret Service admitted that the bureau's reputation has taken a severe hit.
- Of course none of the Secret Service Agents actually saw the hit...but they now admit that it happened.
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"Thor" star Chris Hemsworth was named the "Sexiest Man Alive"
- And Bill Cosby was named the most "Dangerous Man Alive".
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A survey by Transunion found that 63% of consumers are worried about identity theft.
- The other 37% are computer Hackers.
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A New Jersey policeman was arrested for pulling men over and approaching their cars with his genitals exposed.
- It was the first time in history the people being pulled over were the ones saying "Put your hands in the air".
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RIP... Mike Nichols.
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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Friday!
-Dick