It's Thanksgiving week!
- The week we give thanks that we've never been invited to Bill Cosby's place for a cocktail.
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The Buffalo Bills and The New York Jets will square off at Ford Field tonight after a 6 foot snowstorm caused the NFL to moved the game from Buffalo.
- Since the Bills are 5-5 and the Jets are 2-8, for long time Lions fans who attend the game, it'll be like "old home week".
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Speaking of football... The NFL has announced that "I Kissed A Girl And I Liked It" singer Katy Perry will headline the upcoming Super Bowl Halftime Show.
- Which is a nice change from some of the players who are known for "I HIT a Girl and I Liked It".
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The Rolling Stones are playing a series of concerts in New York to celebrate the 45th Anniversary of their album, "Get Yer Ya-Ya's Out".
- Now days, when their female fans get their ya-ya's out...They immediately fall on the floor.
- Things have changed...Now instead of performing "Brown Sugar" they'll sing about the packets of "Sweet & Low" they steal from Denny's.
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Nestle is working on a drink called "Exercise In A Bottle" that simulates the effects of going to the gym.
- It raises your heart rate, makes you sweat, and then after a week, you stop drinking it!!!
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Jerry Bruckheimer confirmed that Tom Cruise will star in Top Gun 2.
- It will be just like the original where he gets the girl...but this time she dumps him when he tries to make her become a Scientologist.
- I'm just glad he's not re-making "Risky Business"...at 52 years old, I don't think women want to see him dance in his underwear anymore.
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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Tuesday!
-Dick