It's Thanksgiving Eve...the busiest travel day of the year. According to AAA, 46 million Americans will be taking to the roads.
- And those are just the ones headed to the grocery store to pick up the Cranberry-Sauce-In-A-Can they forgot to buy yesterday.
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Thanksgiving Eve is also considered the biggest drinking night of the year.
- Except if your at Bill Cosby's house...then you just need ONE drink with a little pill in it.
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Pope Francis made headlines for traveling around France in a regular sedan.
- He figured he didn't need the bullet-proof glass since the only thing people hurl in France are insults.
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Katie Holmes says that, as a divorced parent, she feels a ton of pressure when she's picking out Christmas presents for her daughter.
- And Tom Cruise says as a single Dad, he feels a ton of pressure picking out "L. Ron Hubbard Day" gifts for his robotic off spring.
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Billy Joel says that President Obama offered him a cigarette during a recent visit to the White House.
- Billy really needed the smoke after crashing his car into the White House fence and being wrestled to the ground by the Secret Service.
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George HW Bush and former first lady Barbara were caught on the Kiss Cam at a Houstan Texans game.
- These days, he means something entirely different when he says "Read my lips..."
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Oddsmakers have picked the Lions as 7-point favorites over the Chicago Bears in Thursday's Thanksgiving Day game.
- Yes Virginia...There IS a Santa Claus! GO LIONS!
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Have a great day and I'll see you back here tomorrow on Turkey Day!
-Dick