A 51 year old Pontiac man was arrested after stealing an ambulance outside McClaren Hospital Sunday night so he could drive to a strip club in Sterling Heights.
- He's out on bail...which he paid in Singles.
- And if things "went well" at the Strip Club...he'd have plenty of antibiotics on hand.
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Airline officials are considering a ban on carry-on luggage amid reports that terrorists are plotting a Christmas attack.
- So no fruitcakes in the cabin this year...except for that one super happy male flight attendant.
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Computer hackers have stolen five new movies from Sony Pictures and released them on the internet, including "Annie" which doesn't hit theaters for another 3 weeks.
- Sometimes it really is "A Hard Knock Life".
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A study published in Clinical Pediatrics found that scooters lead to the most toy-related injuries among kids.
- And for the moms, most toy related injuries occur at Toys R Us during hair pulling fights over who get's the last "Elsa the Ice Queen" doll from the movie "Frozen".
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North Korean leader Kim Jong Un's aunt suffered a fatal stroke while arguing with him on the phone.
- They were arguing about his plan to execute her, so the stroke really just saved time.
- If Kim knocks off anymore of his relatives, there's gonna be a lot of leftover "Roasted Schnauzer" after the family Christmas dinner.
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The Girl Scouts of America announced that they will now be selling cookies online.
- There website crashed just moments after Rosie O'Donnell and Chris Christie heard the news.
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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Wednesday!
-Dick