It's official! The 3.1 inches of snow that fell across Metro Detroit overnight brought this winter's total to 94.8 inches. That breaks the old record of 93.6 inches set back in 1880-1881.
- A lot of people blame this year's snow and cold weather on Global Warming...Remember the good old days when we blamed it all on Canada?
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It's Tax Day!
- The day we get to pay the Federal government for everything they didn't do last year.
- Why bother sending in the tax forms...the NSA already told the IRS what we owe anyway.
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KFC is selling an edible corsage just in time for prom season.
- It comes in two styles: Mild or Extra Spicy depending on what kind of girl you think she is.
- It's the first corsage made with a secret blend of eleven herbs and spices.
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After Palm Sunday Mass, Pope Francis hopped off the Pope-Mobile to snap selfies with young people.
- He took the pics using his iPope.
- He posted them on Facebook...and if you're smart, you'll "Like" every one of 'em.
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A Sacramento man is facing charges after he tried to open a door during a Southwest Airlines Flight.
- Apparently he thought he was flying "Malaysian Air".
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"Captain America" was the big winner at the box office for the second straight week.
- And "Uncle Sam" was the big winner today for the 101st straight year since Federal Taxation became the law of the land in 1913.
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Oscar Pistorious now claims he didn't fire 4-bullets through a locked bathroom door in "self-defense" against an intruder, but instead, it was an "accidental involuntary action".
- This guy changes stories more often than Obamacare changes deadlines.
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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Wednesday!
-Dick