It's official! The 3.1 inches of snow that fell across Metro Detroit overnight brought this winter's total to 94.8 inches. That breaks the old record of 93.6 inches set back in 1880-1881. 

-  A lot of people blame this year's snow and cold weather on Global Warming...Remember the good old days when we blamed it all on Canada? 

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It's Tax Day! 

- The day we get to pay the Federal government for everything they didn't do last year. 

- Why bother sending in the tax forms...the NSA already told the IRS what we owe anyway. 

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KFC is selling an edible corsage just in time for prom season. 

- It comes in two styles: Mild or Extra Spicy depending on what kind of girl you think she is. 

- It's the first corsage made with a secret blend of eleven herbs and spices. 

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After Palm Sunday Mass, Pope Francis hopped off the Pope-Mobile to snap selfies with young people. 

- He took the pics using his iPope. 

- He posted them on Facebook...and if you're smart, you'll "Like" every one of 'em. 

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A Sacramento man is facing charges after he tried to open a door during a Southwest Airlines Flight. 

- Apparently he thought he was flying "Malaysian Air". 

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"Captain America" was the big winner at the box office for the second straight week.

- And "Uncle Sam" was the big winner today for the 101st straight year since Federal Taxation became the law of the land in 1913. 

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Oscar Pistorious now claims he didn't fire 4-bullets through a locked bathroom door in "self-defense" against an intruder, but instead, it was an "accidental involuntary action".  

- This guy changes stories more often than Obamacare changes deadlines. 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick