Former President Clinton admitted in an interview that he believes in the possibility of aliens, telling Jimmy Kimmel that "If we were visited someday, I wouldn't be surprised".
- The female aliens will, however, be surprised when they get "probed" by Bill Clinton.
- Most people believe that just looking at Cher and the men on "Duck Dynasty" proves the aliens are already here.
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A new study shows that Americans trust the NSA and the IRS with their personal information more than they trust Google and Facebook.
- Of course the NSA and IRS get most of our personal information from Google and Facebook so it's pretty much a wash.
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President Obama says that 7.1 million Americans signed up for heath insurance online, but critics say the number is "grossly inflated".
- "Grossly inflated"...That's how Marie Osmond describes herself on the commercials before she lost 50 pounds on Nutrisystem!
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The new trend on social media is the after-sex-selfie.
- How is a guy supposed to take a picture of himself when he's sound asleep?
- For people without a partner, the shots are called "After-Sex-With-My-Selfies".
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Willie Nelson's pet Armadillo was returned after being kidnapped.
- Willie said he hopes whoever took the Armadillo spends a lot of time in the joint...or smokes a lot of joints. It was one of those.
- Turns out the Armadillo wasn't kidnapped...it just got the munchies and it was a long walk to Taco Bell.
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80 year old "Today Show" star Willard Scott married Paris Keena, his girlfriend of 11 years on Monday.
- Willard says he hopes they both live long enough for him to wish her a "Big Smucker's Jelly Happy Birthday" when she turns 100!
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New Jersey police have begun ticketing people who are caught behind the wheel eating and driving.
- Apparently putting on mascara is okay, but eating a burger...not so much.
- So instead of donut shops, cops will now be hanging out at restaurants with drive-thrus.
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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Friday with an all new Podcast! (#116)!
-Dick