Today is "Be a Millionaire Day"! According to Celebritynetworth.com, who's richer?
Paul McCartney or Oprah Winfrey? ...Oprah $2.9B, Paul $1.1B
Jerry Seinfeld or David Letterman? ...Seinfeld $800M, Letterman $400M
Ryan Seacrest or Jimmy Buffett? ...Buffet $400M, Seacrest $250M
Elton John or Tom Hanks? ...Elton John $400M, Hanks $350M
So the answer's obvious! If you want to make a million yourself, just get into movies, music or TV. Or become a politician...you may not have your own, but you can spend Millions of other people's money!
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On this day in 1310 shoes were made for both the right and left feet for the first time since the fall of the Roman Empire.
- The time in between is known as "The Age Of Really Bad Dancers".
- The most popular shoe at the time was the Uni-Sandal.
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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West arrived in Paris to prepare for their wedding. Kim brought 12 suitcases.
- That sounds like a lot until you realize each suitcase can only fit two or three pair of her underwear.
- Kanye tried to pack light, but he couldn't fit his ego in a carry-on.
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A new comic book is coming out that allegedly reveals "another side" of NSA leaker Edward Snowden.
- Let me guess...it comes with a Secret Decoder Ring!
- It's different than most comic books because unlike "Superman", people disagree whether he's the hero or the villain.
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The NBA charged Donald Sterling with "damaging the league" and set up a June 3rd hearing to which owners can vote to terminate his membership.
- Meanwhile Donald is busy giving interviews trying to whitewash the whole scandal.
- His mistress V. Stiviano said, "You mean you're going to cut off his private parts???"
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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Wednesday!
-Dick