On this day in 1994, O.J. Simpson led police on a slow speed chase while threatening to kill himself so he wouldn't have to go to jail for killing his wife.
- If only OnStar had existed back then...a live operator could have given him directions on how to go straight to Hell.
- He may have been a cold-blooded murdered, but at least he didn't go over the speed limit.
- The car chase held the record for the most Americans glued to their TV's...until last season's finale of "The Bachelor".
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Many people are questioning the President's decision to take a four-day golfing vacation in California at the same time American Soldiers and Marines are arriving in Iraq to protect the embassy from the militant army.
- C'mon! The guy hasn't had a vacation in almost three weeks!
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Pope Francis announced that he will no longer use the Pope Mobile, calling it "a lousy sardine can that keeps people away from you."
- Besides, without a sunroof his hat kept getting smushed.
- Apparently the Pontiff wants a car just like the people he's trying to reach: Covert-ible.
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A 66 year old old female hoarder died when her Connecticut home collapsed under the weight of all the clutter.
- I'll bet she was pretty upset when she got to the other side and realized it's true: You can't take it with you.
- Her children have taken the next ten years off work to "go through Mom's things".
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Miley Cyrus has done it again...this time posting a "selfie" she took wearing nothing but a tiny pair of panties with her tongue hanging out.
- Miley says it was an accident...she was planning on saving the photo to use as her Christmas Card. Hoe! Hoe! Hoe!
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Starbucks is offering employees the opportunity to complete an online degree at Arizona State University at no cost to them.
- How are Starbucks workers possibly going to stay awake cramming for finals?
- You'll know the Starbucks students at graduation...they'll be the ones wearing the "Cappuccino & Gown".
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On a personal note... I was thrilled at the response we got yesterday to the Video Tribute to Casey Kasem on my radio show and 3 Detroit Radio Reunions that I Emceed. If you haven't had a chance to watch it...you really should! To make it easy, I'm posting it on today's page as well for your listening and viewing pleasure. Have a great day! and I'll see you back here Wednesday. -Dick