Yesterday, June 18th, 2014 Facebook went down for 30 minutes across the globe leaving users unable to make posts.
- And you thought December 7, 1941 was a date which would live in infamy.
- For 30 long minutes, the friends of Cindy Fremont had no idea whether or not she'd finally made it to the front of the line at the grocery store.
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Dr. Oz was ripped apart at a Congressional hearing for allegedly lying about weight-loss products on his show.
- But the Congressmen did admit that the episode where he unraveled and stretched a human intestine across the stage was pretty cool.
- Dr. Oz stayed calm...but I got the idea he was angry when he suggested that every member of the panel get a colonoscopy.
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A study by Berkeley Research Group found that listing your religious faith on your resume decreases your risk of getting hired.
- Especially if you're applying at the Vatican and put yourself down as "Agnostic".
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New York State adopted a new law allowing humans to be buried in pet cemeteries alongside their furry friends.
- And if you've got a goldfish you can now get the traditional "Flush-Down-The-Toilet" burial for yourself.
- Somewhere in New York there's an 85 year old spinster with 70 cats who just bought an entire cemetery.
- Dog owners better hope Rover goes first or he's gonna keep digging them up.
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A British woman's breast implants exploded inside her body, quadrupling the size of her breasts.
- This is what happens when you go to the "Al Qaeda Cosmetic Surgery Center".
- Terrorists are already using the idea to create "Suicide Boobers".
- The woman was unavailable for comment...since the explosion, her husband's had her locked in their bedroom.
- And just like that we know how Dolly Parton became Dolly Parton.
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Donald Trump told an interviewer that he thinks J. Lo's and Kim Kardashian's butts are "too big".
- Reaction to his comment was so positive, he's going to use the "Butt's Too Big" platform as the centerpiece of his campaign if he decides to run for President.
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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Friday with an all new Podcast!
-Dick