57 year old Tom Hanks is reuniting with 52 year old Meg Ryan for a new movie.
- It'll be called "Sleepless in Seattle Due To Restless Leg Syndrome".
- Or "You've Got Mail! Including Your AARP Membership Card!"
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According to divorce papers filed in Florida, George Zimmerman has no home and no money, but spends $100 each month going on vacation.
- Who knew it could be so cheap to find a pristine white beach to relax on?
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An Alaskan black bear crashed through a skylight and into a living room during a toddler's birthday party.
- The child's parents never would have paid 200 bucks for a pony if they'd known the bear was gonna show up for free.
- Zoologists claim the animal suffers from psychological problems, describing him as a "Bi-Polar Bear".
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Yesterday was "Gay Pride Day" in the USA.
- This year's official slogan was "It Takes A Village People".
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Eminem's daughter Haillie graduated from High School in Clinton Township over the weekend.
- Eminem said, "I'm so #%@ *$^! $%!@^&^! proud of her I could %*&^#$ %$!@#!!!!!"
- Her teachers were amazed saying they thought her chances of graduation were Slim Shady to none.
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On this day in 1936 the book "Gone With the Wind" was published, becoming an instant best seller.
- I've never read it...I'm waiting for the movie to come out.
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Have a great day and I'll see you back here on Tuesday!
-Dick