They're still partying in the streets of Deutschland after Germany defeated Argentina 1-0 to win the World Cup of Soccer.
- They plan to continue the celebrations by invading Poland and beating their team, too.
- The fans were so excited they got Goose-steps, um, I mean Goosebumps.
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Mick Jagger was at the game in Brazil because he's a big soccer fan.
- Mick's so old, fans sitting nearby swear they heard him yelling, "Hey you kids...Get offa my lawn!"
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The Drug Enforcement Administration launched an investigation into the NFL's abuse of pain killers and prescription drugs.
- In most cities they'll concentrate on the players, but here in Detroit they'll be checking out the Lion's FANS.
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"Dawn of the Planet of the Apes" won big at the weekend box office.
- Producers of other movies released this weekend said "Those DAMN Apes!!!!!"
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Fired "The View" co-host Jenny McCarthy says that when Rosie O'Donnell rejoins the show she'll "Bring a lot of heat".
- Along with a lot of potato chips and donuts.
- Rosie and Whoopi back together again...I haven't looked forward to a reunion this much since the last time Dennis Rodman visited Kim Jong Un.
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Singapore's government has banned a book about two male penguins that raise a baby chick.
- What do two gay guys know about chicks anyway?
- Wow...Gay Penquins. Talk about snappy dressers!
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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Tuesday! And don't forget to check out Podcast #127!
-Dick