Hollywood has announced the cast of the upcoming ALL FEMALE remake of "Ghostbusters".
- The plot will be the same as the original, but the tag line will be changed to "Who Ya Gonna Call...And Spend Hours On The Phone Just Talking? Ghostbusters!"
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An Islamic Cleric has issued a Fatwa against women who post Selfies.
- Now if we can just figure out a way to get Miley Cyrus to convert to Islam.
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Michelle Obama angered Muslim leaders by refusing to wear the traditional head scarf during a visit to Saudi Arabia.
- And they were really ticked off when she took away the roasted lamb they were having for lunch and replaced it with Kale Kabobs.
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After the worst sales slump in a decade, the CEO of McDonald's is stepping down.
- His PR rep said simply, "He's NOT Lovin' It".
- His forced retirement package will consist of "Two All Beef Patties, Special Sauce, Lettuce, Cheese, Pickles, Onions and A Couple Million Bucks On A Sesame Seed Bun".
- The head of Burger King called the McDonald's shake-up "A Whoppr of a move".
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Just days ahead of the Super Bowl, NE Patriot's QB Tom Brady has admitted that he's battling a pretty tough cold that he got from his wife Gisele Bunchen and their kids.
- To show you just how sick he is, Tom has hired a private nurse to show up before the game and deflate the balls for him.
- If the Patriots end up defeating the Seahawks, team members plan on skipping the Gatorade and dumping a giant bucket of Theraflu on Tom's head.
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Bruce Jenner is allegedly in talks with E! to develop a story that would cover "his journey"...presumably one that will end up the announcement that he is indeed Transgender.
- The project will get the green-light as soon as Bruce decides which earrings and necklace he wants to wear to the premiere.
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Speaking of the Kardashian's... Kim says she and Kanye are trying "really hard" to get pregnant with a little brother or sister for daughter North West.
- They've already picked out a name... South East.
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Have a great day and I'll see you back here tomorrow!
-Dick