More than 400 schools closed because of the Cold... but the Pistons are on Fire with a 7-Game Winning Streak!
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The city of Boston opened a time capsule that was placed in their State House by Paul Revere and Samuel Adams.
- It contained coins, newspapers and Barbara Walters' list of "The Ten Most Fascinating People of 1776".
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George H.W. Bush wished his wife Barbara a Happy 70th Wedding Anniversary on Twitter.
- At 90 years old, he figured the only thing he could do to get her "all a twitter" was to actually USE Twitter.
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Kim Kardashian tweeted that her New Year's Resolution is to make all negative comments on social media go away.
- Then she posted a picture of her butt.
- And to think my New Years Resolution was to make all references to Kim Kardashian on ANY media go away.
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Muhammad Ali has been released fro the hospital following a urinary tract infection.
- His rep said the pain meds made him "float like a butterfly" but going to the bathroom "stung like a bee".
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McDonald's has run out of French Fries in Venezuela.
- Let this be a lesson to everyone: Hold onto your McNuggets. You never know when something you love can be taken away.
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In an effort to keep them on the job when nature calls, Traffic cops in the Philippines will wear adult diapers during the Pope's visit.
- Just like the Pope...But he wears a special brand called "Papal Pampers".
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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Friday!
-Dick