The selfie a man took of himself in the delivery room while his wife was trying to give birth has gone viral, upsetting some people who say he should have been supporting her.
- His wife was mad at first, but when push came to shove, she forgave him.
- The father says when he looked closer at the pic, he realized his wife's expression was the same one she had during the conception.
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Hillary Clinton's campaign is laughing off speculation by Donald Trump that her new poofy hairdo is actually a wig.
- Call me crazy...but I thought it was the other way around.
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The United State Postal Workers Union has endorsed Bernie Sanders for President.
- It's not that they like him, they're just mad that Hillary sends so many secret emails, she hasn't bought a stamp since 2007.
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Several well known Olive Oil producers in Italy are under fire for passing off regular Virgin Olive Oil for the more expensive Extra Virgin.
- There hasn't been this much uproar over claims of Virginity since Madonna released her second album.
- Jihadists are using the scandal to recruit more suicide bombers, claiming now, if they blow themselves up, they'll get 72 EXTRA Virgin Virgins.
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A CNN poll found that 65% percent of voters in New Jersey want their Governor Chris Christie out of the Presidential race.
- And 95% want him barred from all-you-can-eat buffets because he holds up the line.
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In the new PC Star Wars movie, Princess Leia is referred to as "General" instead of "Princess".
- The "Death Star" also features Unisex bathrooms so the characters can use it whether they have a light saber or not.
- Writers cancelled their plans to reveal that Darth Vader was actually gay by having him say, "Luke...You Have Two Fathers".
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A British study says that if you have fit legs, you also have a fit brain.
- Huh??
- Then how do you explain the saddle bags on my brain?
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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Friday!
-Dick