President Obama and Vladimir Putin did not make eye contact while shaking hands at the Paris Climate Summit on Monday.
- So unlike Kennedy and Khrushchev, we have no idea who blinked first.
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The National Retail Federation says the biggest selling items on Cyber Monday were cell phones and tablets.
- Tablets were big on Black Friday as well. Aspirin Tablets.
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According to AAA, the average long distance most Americans traveled to see family on Thanksgiving was 214 miles.
- They noted that most of the road trips included paths that went over the river and through the woods.
- A lot of people also flew to get to Thanksgiving dinner...unlike the Turkey.
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Kim Karsashian's website had a huge Cyber Monday sale.
- Her line of bras and panties were 50% off...but as usual, the panties we're only available in size XXXXXXXXL.
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Thousands of Beatles fans have gathered in Mexico City to establish a new Guinness Record for the most people dressed up like the Fab Four.
- In order to keep the Beatles impersonators from crossing into the US, Donald Trump says he'll build a Long and Winding Wall.
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Kobe Bryant's emotional retirement poem entitled "Dear Basketball" is being called one of the saddest moments in Sports this year.
- I haven't been this moved since Dennis Rodman wrote his poem "Dear Wedding Dress Designer".
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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Wednesday!
-Dick