Donald Trump got an important endorsement today: Vladimir Putin called him a "very talented and outstanding man".
- We can only hope this doesn't give The Donald any ideas about going horseback riding without a shirt.
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A Federal investigation determined that some of Hillary Clinton's emails were "Top Secret" and could have fallen into the wrong hands.
- They also determined that ALL of Bill's emails were "Top Secret" and could have fallen into the wrong hands... Hillary's.
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Starbucks is no longer selling their Polar Bear Cookies because some customers complained that the red frosting scarf looked like a serious neck wound.
- The move is being praised by PETC... People for the Ethical Treatment of Cookies.
- To show how PC they are, Starbucks will now sell transgender Frosty the Snowman cookies. They're easy to spot because the carrot isn't used for his nose.
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A company on Amazon has started selling Star Wars themed condoms.
- They'll be purchased by men who haven't had sex since "A Long Time Ago...In A Galaxy Far Far Away".
- They aren't really necessary...When it comes to romance, most Star Wars fans are more "Han Solo".
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Michael Jackson's classic LP "Thriller" has become the first album in history to sell over 30 million copies.
- Interestingly, Michael's achievement was predicted years ago by Nostril-damus.
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Google has announced that the most searched topic of 2015 was Lamar Odom.
- And for people over 50 it was a tie between Best Cholesterol & Incontinence Medicines.
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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Friday with our all new Christmas Podcast!
-Dick