Multiple sources say that Barbara Walters has picked Monica Lewinsky to join the cast of "The View".
- The show will even have a new opening theme..."Devil With The Blue Dress On".
- She's no Rosie O'Donnell... Close, but no cigar.
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A study by InfoPlease.Com says that American children will consume 90 Million chocolate bunnies this Easter.
- The news prompted outrage from PETCA... The People For The Ethical Treatment of Chocolate Animals.
- When asked how many marshmallow chicks would be consumed, not a Peep was heard.
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A new dating app pairs Colorado pot smokers with other singles who like the drug.
- It's called I'veGotAJointButINeedAMatch.com.
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Gary Dahl, the man who invented the Pet Rock has died at the age of 78.
- So now, just like his "invention" he just lays there and doesn't do anything.
- He was sort of like the Henry Ford of really stupid stuff.
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California doctors say that folk singer Joni Mitchell, who was rushed to the hospital earlier this week, is alert and in good spirits.
- It's the first time Joni's actually been "alert" since Woodstock.
- Insider's say Joni claims she died for a moment but was brought back...so she can honestly say she's "Looked At Life From Both Sides Now".
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A Pew poll found that 82% of people use their smartphones primarily for taking photos.
- In related news, 42% of people use their dumb cameras to try and make calls.
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On this day in 1513 Spanish explorer Ponce de Leon discovered what is now the state of Florida.
- Ironically, Ponce was looking for the "Fountain of Youth" but he ended up finding the "Land of The Early Bird Dinner".
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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Friday!
-Dick