Hold onto your hats! Two big showbiz announcements:
ABC is coming out with a new adult "Muppets" series that will delve into the personal lives of the characters like a soap opera.
- I can't wait to see the two old guys in the balcony go to the doctor for their annual prostate exams.
AND... Netflix is considering producing a new updated "Full House" series called "Fuller House".
- So all you Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen fans out there... WE'RE ON THIS STORY!!!!! Details when available!
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ISIS has banned the wearing of Nike shoes and apparel because the company name is similar to the Arabic word for "Sexual Intercourse".
- Personally, I think Adidas look better with Burkas anyway.
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Dr. Oz will devote the entire hour of today's show to countering claims by ten other doctors who signed a letter stating that they believe he promotes quack products, and is only motivated by financial gain.
- The episode will be sponsored by "The New Zealand Snail-Slime Belly Fat Burning Weight Loss Capsules".
- At the end of the show, he'll stretch out a real 25 foot human intestine just to keep things normal.
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A study by Rover.Com found that "Max" was the most popular dog name of 2014.
- They didn't bother finding out the most popular Cat name since they couldn't find a Cat who would talk to them.
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A Colorado man was arrested for shooting his computer eight times because it was driving him crazy.
- He should have just sworn at the computer like I do.
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People Magazine has announced it's pick for "The Most Beautiful Woman of the Year"... And the winner is: Sandra Bullock.
- Am I the only one who thinks Bruce Jenner was robbed?
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It's National "Take Your Son Or Daughter To Work Day".
- NBA Players were going to participate, but there weren't enough seats in the arena for all of their kids.
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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Friday with a brand new Podcast!
-Dick