It's Opening Day for the Tigers! And one of the thousands of people who are Celebrating the day... James "The Walking Man" Robertson. So many of you have asked how he's doing... And I'm here to tell you... He' doing GREAT! Jackie talks or texts with him daily, and even as I write this he's on his way down to Comerica Park to root on the Tigs! Baseball is his passion...something he didn't have much time for when he was walking 21 miles a day to get to his job and back. But now, with a car, and a new life, he can do things he could never do before. GO TIGERS! And GO JAMES!
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President Obama will host the 137th "Easter Egg Roll" on the White House lawn today, with 35,000 expected to attend.
- There hasn't been that big a crowd since Bill Clinton hosted the "Easter Egg Roll In The Hay" in 1996.
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An Argentinian man died while having sex with a Scarecrow.
- His last words were "I'll miss you the most..."
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North Korean officials are recruiting women to be a part of Kim Jong Un's "Pleasure Squad".
- Apparently he wasn't getting enough responses on eManiacalDictator.com.
- ATTENTION SINGLE LADIES: If you're looking for a guy "do die for"...here's your golden opportunity! And if that doesn't work out...there's always ISIS.
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"Furious 7" took in an astounding $127 Million at the box office this weekend.
- That breaks the old record set by "12 Angry Men".
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A study by Clinical Psychiatry fount that 70% of the people who take anti-depressants are not clinically depressed.
- Unless they go off their meds...
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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Tuesday!
-Dick
P.S. GO TIGERS!!!!!