A new app called "Kardblock" will remove any mention of the Kardashians from the websites you visit. The company's next app will filter out any mention of Justin Bieber.
- So if you want to keep up with Justin, you'll just have to get yourself a good old fashioned Police Scanner.
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President Obama told David Letterman that he plans to spend his retirement golfing all day and playing dominoes.
- He wanted to say "Ordering Domino's" but was afraid Michelle would kick his butt.
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Scientists have used reverse aging software on the image of Jesus's face from the Shroud of Turin to show what he would have looked like as a 12 year old boy.
- But they admitted they went too far when they put him in a "Jerusalem Jets"' Soccer Jersey.
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TLC debuts a new game show called "Labor Games" tonight during which women IN LABOR at the hospital, along with their husbands, have to answer trivia questions about child-rearing to win prizes.
- It's kind of like "The Price Is Right" especially when the announcer tells the baby to "Come On OUT!"
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Yahoo news is reporting that the latest fashion trend is for women to dye their underarm hair bright colors and wear it as an accessory.
- French women have been doing this for years...just without the dyeing part.
- Attention ladies: It's time to upload some new photos to your online dating profile!
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Tiger Woods says he "hasn't slept" since Olympic Skier Lindsay Vaughn broke up with him.
- Just to clarify... He's SLEPT with a lot of women...he just hasn't actually gone to sleep.
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A French man is being investigated for assaulting two women he met on a dating site devoted to people with urination fetishes.
- The site is called "Christian Tinkle".
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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Thursday!
-Dick