The newly debuted "Caitlyn" Jenner set a new Twitter record by getting one million Twitter followers in just 4 hours and 3 minutes Monday.
Meanwhile, over 10 million tweets were written about "Caitlyn's" step-daughter Kim Kardashian's announcement that she and Kanye are expecting baby #2.
- The most exciting part to me is that Caitlyn's gonna be a Grandma!
- I'll be honest...and this point I'm finding it really hard to "Keep Up With The Kardashians".
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Google is teaming up with Levi's to make computerized pants that would work like a touch screen phone.
- Let's hope the camera faces out.
- So now you'll be able to butt-dial your friends intentionally.
- These pants are perfect for people who are too lazy to take the Smartphone out of their pocket to make a call.
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A new survey found that 53% of college graduates admitted to stealing stories about their friends and claiming they happened to them.
- It's called the "Brian Williams Effect".
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Wall Street analysts say that Disney's profits are going to spike by 50% in the next three years.
- Which in laymen's terms mean you'll soon be paying 50% more to take a spin on "Mr. Toad's Wild Ride".
- At this point, Disney is going to have to add an Eighth Dwarf: Greedy.
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A Virginia high school teacher was suspended for showing students pictures of her new boob job.
- In her defense, it was "Show and Tell" day.
- Nothing's fair in life...She gets fired for showing off her new boobs, and Caitlyn Jenner lands the cover of Vanity Fair.
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Producers of "Britain's Got Talent" and the dog trainer who won the competition are coming under fire after a doggie "double" was used to perform a tightrope-walking sequence in Sunday night's live finale.
- Still, the performance was Spot On!
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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Wednesday!
-Dick