In an upcoming episode of "The Simpsons", Homer and Marge will get a legal separation.
- They were going to wait until the kids grew up but it looks like that's never gonna happen.
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McDonald's has hired former Obama White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs as their Global Communications Chief.
- It seems to me, if they want a guy who knows how to keep people informed about McNuggets, they would have hired someone who used to work for the Clinton Administration.
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Melissa Rivers is replacing her mom, Joan Rivers, as the the new face of the "Fashion Police".
- Ironically, Joan replace HERSELF as the new face of the show 372 times... every time she got a facelift.
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Republican Presidential candidate Lindsay Graham says that since he's not married, he'll have "rotating First Ladies in the White House".
- I believe "Rotating First Ladies" is one of the things on Bill Clinton's "Bucket List".
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A recent survey found that Facebook is the number one source of breakups for young couples.
- Are you like...totally...OMG...really...like...SERIOUS???
- If you've just broken up, instead of changing your relationship status to "Single "...there's a new button where you just click "Just Like Taylor Swift".
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Two Pakistani suicide bombers blew themselves up after getting into a shoving match that accidentally set off their vests.
- Friends say the two men had a simple misunderstanding that got blown way out of proportion.
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The Pope told reporters that computers are bad because "they contain filth that contaminates the soul".
- And he knows this how???
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A Japanese online dating website was shut down after it was revealed that of it's 2.7 million users, one of them was a woman.
- The men who belonged to the site are furious and the woman is...well...exhausted.
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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Friday with a new Podcast!
-Dick