Over 25 Million Americans are expected to watch the second Republican debate on CNN tonight.
- Donald Trump says that 11 million of the viewers are in this country illegally and plans to build a wall around their TV's.
- The debate will be just like a WWE Smackdown... except the blows will be real.
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Facebook has announced that it will add a new "Dislike" button.
- So come October, you'll finally be able to tell your friends what you really think about those pictures of their cats dressed in Halloween costumes.
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Hillary Clinton told Kanye West that if he wants run for President, he should wear comfortable shoes because there's a lot of walking involved.
- Or in Hillary's case... tap dancing.
- In a related story, Bill Clinton told Kim Kardashian if she wants to be First Lady she should wear stilettos...because he likes them.
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Next week, Taco Bells in Chicago and San Francisco will begin serving alcohol.
- Up until now, the only alcohol at Taco Bell has been INSIDE the customers who show up at 2am for a double order of Nachos Bell Grande.
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Two men in China attempted to sell their kidneys on the black market so they could buy new iPhones.
- Thinking of doing something stupid? Apparently you don't need an App for that.
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Disney is making a new Mary Poppins movie that will take place several decades after the original.
- In this one, instead of using an umbrella to fly, Mary uses a cane to walk.
- And she sings, "A Spoonful of Sugar Helps The Metamucil Go Down".
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Gary Richrath, a former guitarist for REO Speedwagon, has died at 65.
- I heard it from a friend who, heard it from a friend who, heard from another he'd been under the weather.
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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Thursday!
-Dick