Donald Trump tweeted yesterday that if elected he will reverse President Obama's decision to change Mt. McKinley's name to it's original Eskimo name "Denali".
- He also tweeted that The White House will be known as "Trump Plaza D.C."
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After some Republican candidates called for a wall along the Mexican border, Scott Walker is now calling for a wall to be built all the way across the border with Canada.
- Luckily, we already have Tim Horton's over here.
- Finally...something to stop the influx of Hockey sticks.
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Ashley Madison claims that 87,000 women have signed up for their service since last month's hack.
- They're hoping to set up a date with their husbands.
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A Spongebob musical is coming to Broadway.
- Being in NYC, the show will feature nudity which is why they're calling it "Spongebob NoPants".
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The State Department has upgraded another 150 emails from Hillary Clinton's private server to Classified status.
- The only good news Hillary's had this week is that Bill's name still hasn't shown up on Ashley Madison.
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Chipotle is being sued for lying about having a GMO-free menu.
- I thought a GMO was a car song by Ronnie & The Daytonas.
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Travel & Leisure Magazine has declared Moscow, Russia as the least friendly city in the world.
- Hard to believe with all those pictures of their smiling President.
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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Thursday!
-Dick