Congrats to Piston Great "Big Ben" Wallace, whose #3 Jersey will be retired and sent to the rafters before Saturday night's game!
- It'll be the first retirement ceremony at the Palace since the Piston's retired Dennis Rodman's Wedding Dress back in 2011.
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Five people won last night's Powerball Jackpot.
- And bets are everyone of them will use the money to quit their job, take a trip to Disney World and hire security to protect them from friends and relatives.
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With Bernie Sanders polling higher in Iowa, some of Hillary Clinton's aides say they are suffering from "2008 PTSD".
- Meanwhile, Bill's aides claim he's suffering from STD's.
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A study published in the journal Biology Letters suggests that dogs can read human emotions.
- So can Cats, but THEY don't give a rats patoot how you're feeling.
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A new survey found that 1 in 10 Americans would star in a porn movie for a million bucks.
- The same survey found that 10 in 10 Kardashians would do it for free... They'd be better off doing a remake of the classic film "Rear Window".
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The cast of "Friends" is reuniting for a 2-hour NBC special that will honor the show's director James Burrows.
- In other showbiz news... Hollywood is planning a new Buddy movie starring Sean Penn and El Chapo.
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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Friday!
-Dick