Kwame Kilpatrick has filed an appeal with the US Supreme Court hoping to get the high court to overturn his conviction.
- Just when you thought there wasn't any good news!
- He gave instructions to his lawyers to give oral arguments to the Judges, and if that doesn't work...try to bribe 'em.
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Happy Birthday to my Daughter Julie's boy Brayden... He's the Big 0-4 today!
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Donald Trump says would not rule out giving Sarah Palin a job in his administration.
- Meanwhile Bernie Sanders says he wouldn't rule out giving Sean Penn a job in His administration.
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A new study shows sleeping late can help prevent diabetes.
- Mostly because it keeps you from eating Fruit Loops and Prune Juice for breakfast.
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A new study found that nearly 10% of recent college grads in America think Judge Judy is a member of the US Supreme Court.
- Parents everywhere are paraphrasing Judy's line: "Don't Pee On My Leg and Tell Me I Just Paid 50 Grand For You To Be An Idiot".
- If you needed proof that our country is headed in the wrong direction...here ya go.
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The Fiat used by Pope Francis during his visit to Philadelphia is going to be auctioned off.
- It comes with heated seats and a cigarette lighter just in case a new Pope is elected.
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Mexican prison officials announced that drug kingpin El Chapo is now being guarded by a group of dogs.
- So now instead of building a tunnel, his friends are buying a squeaky toy.
- Or as El Chapo calls them, "Coke-Canines".
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The Mayor of Flint has endorsed Hillary Clinton for President.
- He used to disagree with her policies...but I guess that's just water under the bridge.
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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Friday!
-Dick