President Obama announced Executive Action on Gun Control that would impose stiffer background checks on the mentally unstable.
- Apparently he doesn't want the ladies on "The View" packing' heat.
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North Korea is claiming that it has successfully detonated it's first Hydrogen Bomb.
- Sounds like Kim Jong Un has been playing with that 'Lil Scientist Kit he got for Christmas.
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Hillary Clinton told a New Hampshire audience that her New Year's Resolution is to ignore Donald Trump.
- As opposed to last year's Resolution which was to ignore the whole email thing.
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Military experts believe the new "Jihadi John" featured in the ISIS recruiting videos used to sell bouncy castles for kid's parties.
- When the head of ISIS heard about this...he immediately blew up all the bouncy castles in Iraq.
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Caitlyn Jenner told Advocate magazine that "there's more to being a woman than hair and make-up" and that she missed a lot.
- For instance instead of going through menopause, she paused being a man.
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Mike Tyson has announced that he might go Vegan.
- I'll bet when he finds out the only ears he can bite into are corn, he'll change his mind.
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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Thursday!
-Dick