President Obama announced Executive Action on Gun Control that would impose stiffer background checks on the mentally unstable. 

- Apparently he doesn't want the ladies on "The View" packing' heat. 

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North Korea is claiming that it has successfully detonated it's first Hydrogen Bomb. 

- Sounds like Kim Jong Un has been playing with that 'Lil Scientist Kit he got for Christmas. 

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Hillary Clinton told a New Hampshire audience that her New Year's Resolution is to ignore Donald Trump. 

- As opposed to last year's Resolution which was to ignore the whole email thing. 

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Military experts believe the new "Jihadi John" featured in the ISIS recruiting videos used to sell bouncy castles for kid's parties. 

- When the head of ISIS heard about this...he immediately blew up all the bouncy castles in Iraq.  

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Caitlyn Jenner told Advocate magazine that "there's more to being a woman than hair and make-up" and that she missed a lot. 

- For instance instead of going through menopause, she paused being a man. 

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Mike Tyson has announced that he might go Vegan. 

- I'll bet when he finds out the only ears he can bite into are corn, he'll change his mind. 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Thursday! 

-Dick