Tonight's the night... The third and final Presidential Debate airs live at 9pm. Both campaigns say their candidates are spending the day "doing what they do to try and relax". 

- In other words, Hillary's spending the day deleting emails, while Donald is at the mall looking for women to grope. 

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Pundits expect Trump and Hillary to incorporate the "Las Vegas Theme" into the debate.

- So look for Trump to call Bill Clinton a Slut Machine and Hillary to say The Donald brings nothing but Crap to the Table. 

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Reports say that the candidates spouses will break tradition tonight by NOT shaking hands with each other before their better-halves take to the podiums. 

- Bottom line: They're trying to keep Bill away from Melania.

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According to WikiLeaks, Bill Gates was on Hillary's short list for VP. 

- She wanted a person "a heartbeat away from the Presidency who knows how to wipe-clean a hard drive". 

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Khloe Kardashian's new demin line is in stores today.

- And in an effort to make you feel like her sister Kim, the jeans are priced high, so if you buy a pair you'll feel like you were robbed. 

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NFL owners are baffled by a huge drop in ratings for pro-football games on TV this season. 

- In an effort to get more viewers, they're renaming Sunday's broadcast of the Lions vs. the Redskins, "Game of Throws". 

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According to a new study, brushing your teeth thoroughly to remove plaque could help prevent heart attacks and strokes as much as statin drugs do. 

- And the BEST way to avoid a heart attack is to brush your teeth and NOT watch tonight's debate. 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Thursday! 

-Dick