Masked men broke into Kim Kardashian's bedroom at a residence in Paris last night, tied her up at gunpoint and robbed her of more than $10 million in jewelry.
- Luckily Kim was able to untie herself and call Ryan Lochte's mom.
- Kanye West rushed to Kim's side, but said "Beyonce was still the greatest person ever robbed at gunpoint of all time".
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Wikileaks founder Julian Assange is set to release a new set of documents tomorrow that he says will seriously damage Hillary Clinton's campaign - and also claims she once asked her staff if they could take him out in a drone strike.
- Apparently emails aren't the only thing she wanted deleted.
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Meanwhile an audio tape has surfaced where Hillary mocks Bernie Sander's supporters saying they "live in their parents basement" and work as "Baristas".
- It may be insulting... but even Bernie has to admit it's kinda true.
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A New York Times article revealed that Donald Trump lost almost a billion dollars in 1995, largely from his failed casino, meaning legally he didn't have to pay federal taxes for almost two decades.
- You gotta wonder about a guy who loses at his own casino.
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Pope Francis says he won't comment on the American election, but urged Catholics to Pray before voting.
- With these two candidates, I'm thinking that's a good idea whether your Catholic or not.
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A Yahoo Health survey found that 80% of Americans think the price of prescription drugs is too high.
- Apparently the other 20% have a two-dollar co-pay.
- Madonna said she has to do one extra concert per year just to pay for her antibiotics.
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Nicole Kidman told Red Magazine that she was way too young to marry Tom Cruise.
- She added that trying to look shorter than him was "Mission Impossible".
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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Tuesday!
-Dick