Bernie Sanders didn't wait to be introduced on last night's "The Late Show"...he walked onstage during Stephen Colbert's monologue, announced the show's guest line up and reminded viewers that he won in New Hampshire. 

- Bernie's kind of like a crazy old uncle who interrupts the preacher during a wedding ceremony to ask when dinner is gonna be served. 

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Donald Trump's son Eric told an interviewer that waterboarding is no different than fraternity hazing. 

- Apparently he's a member of Alpha Gamma Gitmo. 

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Kanye West is facing a Twitter backlash for Tweeting that Bill Cosby is innocent. 

- But admits that "Bill Cosby makes the greatest drug laced cocktails of all time." 

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A New York Daily News survey found that the most popular item given up for Lent is alcohol. 

- Well I'll drink to that. 

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In an effort to come back from it's food poisoning scandal, Chipotle is giving away free food. 

- Chipotle fans say the Chimichunga with a side of sour cream and E. Coli is to die for. 

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A Florida man was arrested on Sunday for throwing an alligator into a Wendy's drive-thru. 

- I'm not pointing fingers here, but the alligator has gone missing and customers say the Chili tastes "different". 

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A British dominatrix was arrested for walking a Man on a dog leash through city streets. 

- If she'd just kept him away from that fire hydrant. 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Friday! 

-Dick