Kelly Ripa revealed on the air that her wedding dress still fits 20 years later...

- ...and so does the Pink Slip Michael Strahan gave her. 

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Following her huge wins in the Tuesday Primaries, Hillary is on the verge of making history as the first female Presidential Nominee of a major political party. 

- That would give a major break to the Secret Service, who won't have to follow her because she'll have that ankle bracelet on. 

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Ted Cruz announced yesterday that Carly Fiorina would be his pick for V.P. 

- Donald Trump responded in his usual sensitive way, "Would anybody vote for that face?"

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A San Diego woman and her cat are sailing around the world in a 40 foot boat. 

- Her dog refused to go along because he doesn't know how to Doggy Paddle. 

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ISIS has reportedly opened a "Relationship Counseling" Center in an effort to stop brides from leaving their soldier husbands. 

- Their slogan is: Things Will Get Better...Don't Lose Your Head Over Him. 

- They say it's a great way to keep couples from blowing up at each other.

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Tiger outfielder Tyler Collins gave the fans the finger after they booed him for misplaying a ball. 

- If I was at the game, I wouldn't have booed him, I would have booed the guy responsible for the beer prices. 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back her Friday!

-Dick