Charlize Theron told British GQ Magazine that it's much harder for pretty women to land good movie roles. 

- If you're one of the two people who feel bad for her... let's get together, make some signs and start a movement: #PrettyActressesLivesMatter. 

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Gwyneth Paltrow underwent a therapy treatment to soften her skin in which she was stung by thousands of bees. 

- The event will be recreated in her new movie: "Shakespeare's In Love With An Idiot". 

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Yesterday, Bernie Sanders told a group at a rally that Hillary Clinton is "Unqualified to be President" because she takes millions in donations from Wall Street. 

- Hillary fired back that they weren't donations... she actually gave two whole speeches to earn that money. 

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Bernie also said that he's inspiring a new American Revolution. 

- During the last American Revolution that Bernie was part of, everyone wore tri-cornered hats. 

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A study by YourHealth found that certain sunscreen brands may interfere with the production of sperm cells. 

I think the lesson here is...Don't put sunscreen where the sun don't shine. 

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Simon Cowell says he won't be watching tonight's farewell to "American Idol" because the show came "unraveled" after he and Paula Abdul left. 

- Personally, I thought it unravelled when William Hung auditioned with "She Bang!"

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The children's show "Thomas the Tank Engine" has added new characters depicting trains from China and Mexico. 

- The Mexican train has a dining car where you can get a sandwich and some Coke. 

- It's only fitting they have a train representing China, since Chinese kindergarteners are the ones who made it.

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Friday!

-Dick