Wikileaks published 20,000 emails that detail how the Democratic Party - led by Hillary Clinton friend Debbie Wasserman Schultz - intentionally sabotaged Bernie Sanders campaign. So Schultz has been asked to step down. 

- You'd think if Emails were gonna sabotage anyone's campaign, it would be Hillary's.

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On Sunday night's "60 Minutes" Hillary Clinton said the media is very hard on her and that there seems to be two standards: "The Hillary Standard and the Standard for everybody else". 

- She figured that out when the FBI decided not to charge her. 

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President Obama's Kenyan half-brother Malik says he's voting for Donald Trump because "he speaks from the heart and Hillary can't be trusted". 

- Guess who's not getting invited to Thanksgiving dinner at Barack and Michelle's this year? 

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California police say Dennis Rodman is the lead suspect in an unsolved hit and run accident. 

- Witnesses said they saw "A really tall guy in a wedding dress" fleeing the scene... with a chubby North Korean man in a booster seat in the back. 

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Dictionary.com has added the term "mom jeans" to it's list of words and phrases, defining them as "unstylish women's jeans". 

- As soon as she heard they were "unstylish", Caitlyn Jenner stopped wearing them. 

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A 65-year-old Russian man set a record by flying solo around the world in just 11 days in a hot air balloon. 

- That's just slightly longer than it takes to get from Detroit to Chicago if you book a flight on Southwest.

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A new toilet-themed cafe has opened in Indonesia where customers sit on toilets and dine on meatballs floating in soup-filled latrines. 

- If you want to get your waitresses attention you just leave the seat up. 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick