82 year old Larry King is reportedly filing for divorce from his 56 year old wife Shawn after finding out that she has been having an affair. 

- If those two crazy kids can't make it... what chance to the rest of us have? 

- Larry, that's seven down... One more to go. And then "Eight is Enough".

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Fresh off his scandal in Rio, Ryan Lochte has signed on to appear in the upcoming season of Dancing With The Stars. 

- You know if he loses he's going to claim he was robbed. 

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66 year old Bruce Springsteen and his E. Street Band played a concert in New Jersey Tuesday night staying on the stage for 3 hours and 52 minutes. 

- Whew! If the concert had lasted longer than 4 hours, he would have had call his doctor and go immediately to the hospital. 

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Domino's has announced that they will begin delivering Pizza to customers in New Zealand using Drones. 

- Soon people will be pointing at the sky saying "It's a Bird! It's a Plane! It's a Pizza!"

- Little Ceasar's will counter the service by offering a new "Hot & Airborne" combo for just 5 bucks. 

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Wikileaks founder Julian Assange says that the next batch of Hillary Clinton emails he's set to release will be "an election game-changer" if they catch fire with the media. 

- In other words, the only place you'll hear about them is on Fox News. 

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A man in upstate New York walked into a convenience store dressed as Batman and stole two 18-packs of Budweiser. 

- Party at the Bat Cave! 

- Police say they believe he was working alone and are looking for a single "na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na SUS-PECT!". 

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A northern California bakery has seen a big dip in sales after posting a pic of a transgender Ken doll in a flowing pink buttercream dress on it's website. 

- On the bright side... Caitlyn Jenner ordered 2 dozen transgender cupcakes for her upcoming Tupperware Party! 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here this weekend with a brand new Podcast - if we can get our technical problems fixed!

-Dick