Political Shocker: The Detroit News has endorsed Gary Johnson, the Libertarian candidate for President. It's the first time in the 143 year history of the Paper that they have Not endorsed a Republican Candidate for President. Johnson's a tri-athlete who has climbed the seven tallest mountains in the world, including Mt. Everest. 

- In response Trump Tweeted "Johnson doesn't have The Stamina to be President". 

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Donald Trump is hinting on Social Media that he will bring up Bill Clinton's sexual exploits during the next debate. 

- He won't get to all the women though... the debate's only 90 minutes long. 

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Apple is reportedly developing a sleep-tracking app for the Apple Watch. 

- Finally... I won't have to look at the clock on my nightstand to find out how much sleep I'm Not getting. 

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A life sized bronze statue of the late Eagles singer Glenn Frey has been installed in a park in Arizona. 

- Wouldn't a better spot for the statue have been a Hotel in California?  

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Angelina Jolie announced that she's going the London School of Economics.

- Meanwhile Brad Pitt announced that he's joining Match.com. 

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Speaking of Brangelina... There's a rumor going around that Angelina is once again wearing a vial of her ex-husband Billy Bob Thornton's blood around her neck. 

- Of course at his age now, she's had to add some Coumadin to keep it from clotting.

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According to a study in the American Journal of Preventative Medicine, sitting for three hours a day causes 433,000 deaths every year. 

- On the bright side, they don't really "drop dead", they just slump a little further down on the couch. 

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Sorry if I seem a little tired today -I was up late at the Kanye West concert at the Joe. 

- It was a great show but I wish he'd included more of his old songs like "Badunkadunk"and  "Call Some Hoes". 

Have a great day and I'll see you back here Friday!

-Dick