It's Fat Tuesday! Which means Chris Christie will be headed to the White House for his weekly meeting with President Trump. 

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Price Waterhouse Cooper has taken full responsibility for handing Warren Beatty the wrong envelope at the Oscars which led to him announcing the wrong movie as "Picture of the Year". 

- But the Democrats still think it was the Russians. 

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President Trump will address Congress for the first time ever tonight in a Prime Time speech. 

- He'll speak from 9 to 10pm... and at 10:01 he'll start Tweeting about how great his speech was. 

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The Oxford English Dictionary announced that they are adding the words "Cat Lady", "Drunk Text" and "Sausage Party" to it's newest edition. 

- If you take all three of them together... it sounds like the plot of a new Reality Show. 

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North Korea used anti-aircraft guns to execute 5 senior Military officials for allegedly turning in false reports. Meanwhile South Korea says Kim Jong Un was the one who ordered his brother's murder. 

- Sounds like somebody's going through another growth spurt. 

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More than 23 million people watched the Daytona 500 on Sunday. 

- Everything went well up until the moment Warren Beatty announced the wrong driver's name as the Winner. 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick