A new book called "The Bandstand Diaries" claims that most dancers on "American Bandstand" were gay, but Dick Clark kept it a secret because he thought it would hurt ratings.
- As proof, producers say there were more hair styling products in the boys dressing room than the girls.
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Trump aide Kellyanne Conway is taking major heat for saying the Democrats could have turned "microwaves into cameras" in Trump Tower to spy on her boss during the election.
- And to think I can't even keep the clock on my microwave from blinking 12:00.
- They also allegedly used the microwave to spy on Chris Christie, but he used it so much to reheat burritos, all the pictures were blurry.
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A man in Maryland has created a snowplow using a motor, a snow-blower and a toilet - which he says works great up to 6 inches.
- For 5 extra bucks, he'll even sign his work by writing his name in the snow.
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The Kremlin has called a CNN documentary that claimed the Russians hacked into our election to insure a Trump victory "Hysterical".
- And if anybody knows "funny", it's the people who brought us the KGB, The Berlin Wall and the Cold War.
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The huge Nor'Eastern that was supposed to dump up to two feet of snow on DC turned out to be a bust.
- However DC, as usual, is covered by two feet of Bull.
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The body of Kim Jong Un's murdered brother has been embalmed in Malaysia because relatives in North Korea are too afraid to claim it for fear they'll be killed too.
- If the press airs any more of KJL's dirty laundry, he's gonna have to head to the J.C. Penny Boy's Department for some new clothes.
- KJU reminds me of John Boy Walton... except after saying goodnight to everybody, he has 'em whacked.
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A new study found that the best way to battle depression is to stay away from negative thoughts.
- Put another way: Deactivate your Facebook account.
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The National Enquirer is reporting that Marilyn Monroe once had a one-night-stand with actress Joan Crawford that ended in an epic feud.
- Apparently Joan got mad when Marilyn broke it off saying, "Gentlewomen Prefer Blondes".
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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Wednesday!
-Dick