Bill O'Reilly is out at Fox News after more accusations of sexual misconduct surfaced and advertisers continued to bail on his show. 

- The accusations are "completely fabricated" according to O'Reilly's spokesperson, a Mr. B. Cosby. 

- Bill has entered the "No-Job Zone". 

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A new study shows that women find ordinary men more attractive when they sense that the man has a creative spark. 

- Or in Larry King's case, a whole lotta hair dye. 

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Malaysia Airlines has become the first airline to track planes with satellites. 

- It would have been nice if they'd implemented this technology a few years ago. 

- Meanwhile United Airlines is the first airline to attack passengers when it overbooks a flight. 

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Warren Beatty told the Daily Mail that his flub at the Oscars was blown out of proportion. 

- Warren's slept with over 10,000 women.... so to him, calling out the wrong name is no big deal. 

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During his trip to London next month, President Trump has requested a ride in Queen Elizabeth's Gilded Golden Carriage. 

- He also wants a "Fast Pass" so he doesn't have to wait in line. 

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IKEA says it's planning on opening stand alone restaurants, that will feature their popular Swedish Meatballs, but won't have any furniture for sale. 

- Not to be outdone, look for a "Gardner White Castle" hamburger joint opening near you.

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The U.S. Navy is redesigning submarines to be more accommodating to women. 

- For starters, all of the bunks will come with decorative throw pillows. 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Friday!

-Dick