Caitlyn Jenner claims that she's been "shut out" by the Kardashian family since transitioning from their Step-Dad to their Step-Mom, saying "Nobody calls anymore". 

- In the Kardashian girls defense, it's hard to get excited about shoe shopping with the woman who took you to the Daddy-Daughter Dinner Dance. 

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President Trump will host the President of China at his home in Mira Lago, Florida beginning later today. 

- When Trump found out the head of China's military would not attend the meeting, he Tweeted "General Tso's a CHICKEN!"

- Aides are worried about what he'll say since Trump tends to be "A Bull in a China Shop". 

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The New Zealand Postal Service is going to being home-delivering KFC fast food since actual mail delivery has been dwindling. 

- It's known as "Junk Food Mail". 

- Having KFC delivered to my door has always been on my Bucket List. 

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New York's State's highest court rule that police can seize your Facebook activity as evidence during a trial. 

- The people hit the hardest by the fb ruling will be Cat Burglars. 

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The Catholic Church is upset that candy maker Cadbury removed the word "Easter" from their annual Egg Hunt. 

- But they admitted they've got bigger fish to fry... and they'll be doing just that on Friday between 5 and 9pm! 

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A woman gave birth in the parking garage of a hospital in Fort Worth, Texas. 

- Her husband was going to drop her off at the front door, but it was blocked by protestors because of a Labor dispute. 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Friday! 

-Dick