Clint Eastwood says the world has "lost it's sense of humor" and that "Dirty Harry" couldn't be made today because it would be considered un-PC by the "kiss-ass generation". 

- Feel free to criticize Clint's point of view... if you're feeling lucky, punk. 

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Bob Segar has added a second show in Detroit... He'll play The Palace on September 23rd. 

- At 72, "Night Moves" now tells the story of how many times Bob gets up during the night to try to go to the bathroom. 

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In other music news, 71 year old Cher performed at the Billboard Music Awards last night wearing a see through silver gown and pasties over her lady bits. 

- Two boobs haven't hit the stage that fast since Adam Sandler and Carrot Top went on tour together. 

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After 146 years, Ringling Brothers Barnum & Bailey Circus has folded up it's tents after giving it's final performance over the weekend. 

- Lucky for them, all of the clowns have already landed jobs in Washington, D.C. 

- In a related story, Uber just introduced a fleet of miniature cars that can carry up to 20 people at once. 

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Anthony Weiner broke down in tears in a NYC courtroom after pleading guilty to sexting a minor. 

- But he cheered right up after texting the court reporter a selfie of "Defense Exhibit A"

Meanwhile his wife Huma Abedin has filed for divorce. 

- It's about time. She must be a charter member of The Procrastinator's Club. 

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Nathan's has recalled 200,000 pounds of packaged hot dogs after bits of metal were found in the franks. 

- To be honest, the bits of metal are the healthiest ingredients in them. 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick