Bernie Sanders and his wife are being investigated by the FBI for alleged financial improprieties to the tune of several million dollars. 

- No one is sure what they spent the money on, but it's a safe bet it wasn't a hair stylist for Bernie. 

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Apple's iPhone turns 10 this week. 

- They were going to celebrate with fireworks, but they didn't want to look too much like Samsung. 

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Not only is Bill Cosby headed to California to face another sexual assault trial, but new documents show he spent hundred of thousands of dollars betting on NFL games. 

- He was always looking for his "Dream" Team... kind of like his dates. 

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A new study in China found that employees who ride their bikes to work are much less stressed at the beginning of their shifts. 

- Especially the ones who still have the training wheels on. 

- And they're even more stress-free after they have a Juice Box and take their 11am nap. 

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Charlie Sheen is selling Babe Ruth's 1927 World Series Ring in hopes of getting $600,000 for it. 

- Put another way, Charlie needs cash to get enough Coke for his 4th of July BBQ. 

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A Kentucky town has elected a Dog as Mayor for the fourth time. 

- His campaign slogan was "Make America a Great Dane Again". 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Wednesday! 

-Dick