Two big Courtroom Dramas today... James Comey and Bill Cosby. To be honest, I don't know which of the two is more Bizarre. 

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 Uber has fired 20 executives over sexual harassment claims. 

- On the bright side, they've all been hired by Fox News. 

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The CDC is warning people who keep poultry as pets to "stop cuddling with their chickens" to prevent the spread of Salmonella. 

- If you need the Centers for Disease Control to tell you to stop canoodling with your pet chicken, you may have bigger things to worry about than Salmonella. 

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Tom Cruise has announced that he will star in the long awaited sequel to his 1986 hit movie, "Top Gun". 

- The movie will be rated "S"... which means to buy a ticket you have to be a Scientologist.

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A student at Harvard who wrote and submitted a Rap Album as his Senior Thesis has received an "A". 

- If you follow this line of reasoning, Kanye West is basically a Valedictorian. 

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George Clooney and his wife Amal announced the birth of their twins Ella and Alexander yesterday. 

- I miss the old days when celebrities gave their kids old fashioned names like "Apple" and "Blue Ivy". 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Friday!

-Dick