A giant inflatable Chicken with Golden Donald Trump-like hair was spotted next to the White House yesterday... but no one seems to know why it was there. 

- There hasn't been anything that big and inflated at the White House since President Trump's Ego moved in. 

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Democrats are criticizing President Trump for "talking too tough" to North Korea about their threats of Nuclear Force. 

- I guess they think if we just give "Lil Kim" a "Nuclear Participation Trophy" he'll leave us alone. 

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Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg has reportedly hired two of Hillary Clinton's pollsters to help him with a possible run for the Presidency. 

- Apparently he wants people who tell him he's a shoe-in right up until the moment he loses. 

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A British TV Network accidentally aired a newscast while an employee in the news room could be seen watching porn on his computer in the background. 

- They don't call it "Action News" for nothing. 

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Canada has sent 100 troops to the U.S. border to stop the surge of Haitian immigrants who've been trying to sneak into their country.

- They should just swim across the River like I did every day for the four years I worked at CKLW. 

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The Academy of Motion Pictures has been criticized for electing a white man as their new President. 

- Why didn't they just go with Warren Beatty and Faye Dunaway who did so well at last year's Oscars? 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Friday! 

-Dick